Juan the man (made up name !) has been in Tenerife since Sept. 98. Originally from Leeds, Juan's UK address is in the picturesque village of Allerton Bywater where he owes a palacial terrace house.

To where he may someday return.(Once things have quietened down a bit) Born at an early age, Juan has always had an interest in music and cant believe his luck at finally getting to work at a radio station.

No stranger to unusual occupations, his CV contains such strange employment as outdoor paddling pool lifeguard, bird scarer (he had to repeatedly throw a scaffold pole down the steps of Leeds civic hall at dusk to scare the starlings) motorcycle parks patrol warden (he did more damage to Markland than he was employed to prevent) and HGV driver, where he spent 3 years delivering coathangers to all the major clothing manufacturers (and most of the sweatshops) in the UK, so if you bought something in the UK in the past 3 years, chances are its on a hanger delivered by Juan! No stranger to hard work, Juan spent 2 1/2 years at the sharp end of the channel tunnel project where he was known as 'Johnny Jetwash' and has extensive experience with a piece of machinery known as the '1 RB'. Although officially retired, Juan still competes in pro-celebrity concrete mixing fixtures and despite a phobia of nuns, is a keen member of the Arona and district catholic amateur river wideners club.

Juan has a great interest in conspiracy by the UK Government to control the minds of the British Public in times of civil emergency by broadcasting radio waves in the 7 Ghz. to 11 Ghz. range using mobile phone network of transmitters you can email Juan with your favourite conspiracy theory, but remember everybody knows that Atlantis, Bigfoot, Chupacabras and getting anything done by tomorrow in Tenerife are all myths!

When he's not under surveillance Juan enjoys reading , motorcycling & music.